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Tuesday, April 13, 2010
A light-hearted comparison between leasing and buying. In this case, to lease is better than to purchase.
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The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he had sex every night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
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This is Heather.
Leasing
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On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker, Kristen, an absolute stunner charges $4,000 per night.
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This is Kristen.
Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years, he would have paid $7.3 million in total, for sex every night for 5 years:
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(a $41.7 million savings).
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Value-added benefits are:
? a 22 year old
? no begging
? no coaxing
? never a headache
? happily agrees to all requests
? no complaining
? no honey-do lists
? has great leg(s)!!
? Best of all, she leaves, and comes back when asked. All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.
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Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.
