After having their 11th child, a Brakpan couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed! So the husband went to his doctor/veterinarian and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children...
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
could fix the problem but that it was expensive (for people staying in
Brakpan paying more than R50 for anything other than booze, car
accessories or sound system is expesive).
A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Brakpan), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10!
The man said to the doctor: "Ag, yunna, I may not be the cleverest oke
in the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can,
next to my ear, is going to help me." "Trust me," said the doctor...
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb, and put it in a beer can. He
held the can up to his ear and began to count: "One, twooo, freee,
fooorrr, fiiiive," at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand!!!
Ouch
This procedure also works in:
Germiston, Boksburg, Springs, Bronkhorstspruit, Primrose, Elspark,
Kempton Park West, Brits and Danville
After having their 11th child, a Brakpan couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed! So the husband went to his doctor/veterinarian and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children...
